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Thursday, December 13, 2018

30 FUNNY PREGNANCY MYTHS I'VE HEARD SO FAR



 
Apparently drinking from the bottle is not allowed lol

Right from the time I was a teenager, I have heard many pregnancy myths and some of them are very hilarious. Scientifically, many of which have not been proven to be accurate but some women confirmed that some of the supposedly myths are actually true.

1.                 They said pregnant women should not eat food inside a pot if not their babies will have black buttocks..
2.                 Pregnant woman should not drink cold water to avoid your baby from developing catarrh. Though according to physicians drinking cold water is not healthy even for anybody.
3.                 Do not drink beverage/ tea while you are pregnant to avoid your baby from having over seize. To an extent I believe this one is right, though everything has to be moderated.

4.                 Don’t drink directly from a bottle while pregnant so that your pelvic will not be too tight during delivery. I don’t see how drinking from the bottle relates to pelvic area being tight.

5.                 Don’t carry newborn baby else you may have miscarriage or contraction will start even when you are not due.

6.                 Don’t sit on the same seat a woman that just delivered used. What is does that mean?
7.                 Don’t sweep with short broom. Well maybe because it will not allow a pregnant woman to have good balance while sweeping.
8.                 They said that when you eat snail your baby will be very sluggish and will always gushes out saliva after the baby is born. lolzzzzzzzzzz

9.                 Don’t eat nor drink while standing.
10.            Don’t go to burial while you are pregnant
11.            Don’t drink alcohol while pregnant. Well that could be a good advise for any pregnant to avoid health complication for both the mother and the baby.
12.            That a pregnant woman should not allow anybody to cross or jump over her legs or else her baby will have a resemblance of the person that cross her legs when she delivers the baby.

13.            Don’t eat grass-cutters during pregnancy else you will have a delayed labour. hmmmmmm
14.            When you eat bush meat, keep the bone if not you will have difficulty during  delivery.

15.            Don’t eat banana and don’t go out at noon and don’t eat okra else your baby will always be drooling

16.            Eat monkey meat so that your baby will be smart and strong.

17.            Don’t eat plantain to avoid the head of the baby from splitting.
18.            Don’t eat egg to avoid hiccup during labour.
19.            Make sure to use pin on your clothes to prevent evil spirits and it will not allow evil to come near your unborn child.




20.            Don’t make love with your husband when you are 8 months pregnancy. Doctors should tell us if this is right or not.
21.            Don’t stay in the sun for a long time else you will give birth to albino
22.            That a pregnant woman must carry broom or pin in her body when going out in the night to avoid the baby being exchange in her womb to an evil child

23.            Eat carrot if you want a baby that is fair in complexion
24.            That you should drink warm water to fasten the labour
25.            That you should not eat leftover food else you will execrate on yourself during delivery

26.            Don’t wear necklaces and bangles while pregnant
27.            Don’t eat nor sit on the door post
28.            Don’t lick orange to avoid having a tight vagina
29.            That eating fish especially the head will make the baby to be very intelligent and eating \guinea fowl makes the child to be smart and wise also eating pork meat will make the baby to have a full hair.

30.            That eating spicy food will make your baby to be bald. I can’t stop laughing.


If you have had experience based on the above listed myth please don’t hesitate to tell us and also if you have heard any other myth not included here.
Give us your feedback.



Tuesday, December 4, 2018

BREAKING! A MIRACLE BABY

A Nigerian woman who was identified as Ada alleged to have been pregnant for over 4 years and 8 months. According to the report, she welcomed her baby girl just after her husband who supposedly left her for another lady. Online sources alleged that the husband of the woman said “he cannot be a husband to a woman who is pregnant of ‘water’ which she is unable to deliver it”. However, four months ago the woman welcomed her baby girl ‘the Miracle working God commanded the ‘WATER’ to turn to a bouncing baby girl at exactly 7pm on Tuesday the 4th of August, 2018 in Okigwe area of Imo State.





An eyewitness by name Nancy Njoku wrote on her facebook wall:

“Who said there is No God? Who said there is no God of eleventh Hour? Who said our God is not the impossibility possibility maker? Jehova over do, I Am that I Am, Ekwueme 1 (God who keeps His words), Owara Uzo n’ikpa (God who makes a way in the wilderness), Ohu anyi Omara anyi (He who sees us and knows us), God of signs and wonders, the Miracle Working God, I will praise and Worship you forever.


Hmmmmm this baby was delivered yesterday after staying in the womb for 4 years and 8 months, Mother and Child (daughter) are going great.

Wonderful Mummies and Daddies, brothers and Sisters praise Hs Name for us. It happened in our own Okigwe, if you wish to visit the Child you are free to come and tap from the Blessings.”